You’ve brought a girl back. She’s spent the night. You want to see her again. You panic. How do you secure her affections first thing in the morning? Pancakes, drizzled in honey. Stupid people can make this. People who are so stupid they just know not to eat
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUTTlLSM--g?wmode=transparent] Un spectacle d’amour, de tango et de feu index Edit descriptionbilbobasso.free.fr From the last week of the Watch This Space festival at the National, Bilbobasso from France bring dancing, fire, and a pleasant petrochemical smell in the
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This evening I decided to set aside some time for a person very dear to me. A whole meal, no television, no telephone, no distractions. I put a lot of thought into what this person would want: main course, pudding, wine, coffee, music, lighting… I came up with stuffed rainbow
Dramatis Personæ iPadder Attractive Girl [Interior, interior, day.] iP: Hello, I iPad, would you care to go for coffee? I’m sure I could… [iP raises eyebrow suggestively] fit you in. AG: I, I uhm think I’m busy. iP: Oh, you don’t have your schedule? You would if
Ever since the rise in affordability of compact cameras, Normal People have been able to snap photos with ease. Some more serious amateurs and professional photographs have always shunned these people, these compromisers, these people who lack artistry. But do they? Surely one can be just as much of an
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Happy the man, and happy he alone, He who can call today his own; He who, secure within, can say, Tomorrow, do thy worst, for I have lived today. John Dryden, Book III, Ode 29 line 65–68 http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Dryden
Whilst perusing the iPlayer last night I happened upon The Delicious Miss Dahl. And delicious she is. This terribly attractive, other-world girl cooks for our viewing pleasure using an assortment of kitchen utensils that all look like they’ve been collated from her family kitchen and kept for many years
Dear Georgiana, Nobody has suffered more from low spirits than I have — so I feel for you. Here are my prescriptions; 1st Live as well as you dare. 2nd Go into the shower-bath with a small quantity of water at a temperature low enough to give you a slight sensation
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful. Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. Dorothy Parker (1893–1967) I should point out that this isn’t my resume, rather a poem that makes me chuckle.